i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked
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you can totally tell when someone has a tumblr just by looking at them or hearing the way they talk
it’s like a different race or something
But there’s people who have a tumblr and then there’s people who have a tumblr.
Exactly^
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| What girls say: | I'm fine |
| What girls mean: | I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst |
Someone please explain to me why Will Smith looks exactly the same as he did in 1989
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UK
YOU HAVE FUCKING ONE DIRECTION AND THE WANTED
SEND THEM NAKED AND YOU’VE WON
WATER YOU DOING
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