Remember when Katy Perry found a loaded gun in Rihanna’s purse during the VMA’s.
(Source: , via that-is-illegal)
stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat
i dont say “no” to drugs
i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums
i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over
every time i read this i laugh a little harder
THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR
my god, we’re all Ross.
So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined.
Not just the men.
Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar. Admit it.
In conclusion, we are the show Friends.
we all need this on our blogs
i pUT FAIRY LIGHTS UP IN MY ROOM ANd tHEYRE STUCK ON EXTREME STROBE AND I CANT STOP THEM
iTS LIKE IM AT A DISCO THIS IS NOT FUN
seems like theres a panic at the disco
gODDAMN IT THIS IS NOT A JOKE
I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.